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This Ain’t No Goddam Tennessee Fried Chicken

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Back in 1976, the New York Times profiled the Colonel himself, Harland Sanders, as he was furious that he had been sidelined from Kentucky Fried Chicken by whoever he had sold it to. The Colonel had some thoughts about the quality:

Once in the kitchen, the colonel walked over to a vat full of frying chicken pieces and announced, ‘That’s much too black. It should be golden brown. You’re frying for 12 minutes — that’s six minutes too long. What’s more, your frying fat should have been changed a week ago. That’s the worst fried chicken I’ve ever seen. Let me see your mashed potatoes with gravy, and how do you make them?”

When Mr. Singleton explained that he first mixed boiling water into the instant powdered potatoes, the colonel interrupted. “And then you have wallpaper paste,” he said. “Next suppose you add some of this brown gravy stuff and then you have sludge.” “There’s no way anyone can get me to swallow those potatoes,” he said after tasting some. “And this cole slaw. This cole slaw! They just won’t listen to me. It should he chopped, not shredded, and it should be made with Miracle Whip. Anything else turns gray. And there should be nothing in it but cabbage. No carrots!”

He actually got sued for saying this:

My God, that gravy is horrible. They buy tap water for 15 to 20 cents a thousand gallons and then mix it with flour and starch and end up with pure wallpaper paste. And I know wallpaper paste, by God, because I’ve seen my mother make it.

To the “wallpaper paste” they add some sludge and sell it for 65 or 75 cents a pint. There’s no nutrition in it and the ought not to be allowed to sell it.

And another thing. That new crispy chicken is nothing in the world but a damn fried doughball stuck on some chicken.

But this is the highlight by far after the company moved its HQ a state to the south:

“This ain’t no goddam Tennessee Fried Chicken, no matter what some slick, silk-suited son-of-a-bitch says.”

Goddamn right!

I wonder if KFC was once edible? I assume the product has not improved since the 70s.

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A unicorn-like Spinosaurus found in the Sahara

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The Spinosaurus is a sail-backed, crocodile-snouted dinosaur that Hollywood depicted as a giant terrestrial predator capable of taking down a T. rex in Jurassic Park 3. Then they changed their mind and made it a fully aquatic diver in Jurassic World Rebirth—a rendering that was more in line with the latest paleontological knowledge.

But now, deep in the Sahara Desert, a team of researchers led by Paul C. Sereno, a paleontologist at the University of Chicago, discovered new Spinosaurus fossils suggesting both scientists and filmmakers might have got it all wrong again. The Spinosaurus most likely wasn’t an aquatic diver because, apparently, it couldn’t dive.

Bones in the sand

While the T. rex-beating version of the Spinosaurus was considered unlikely due to its relatively fragile skull, the newer depiction as an aquatic diver made more sense in light of paleontological evidence. Until now, all remains of these predators were pulled from coastal deposits near ancient seas and oceans. That geographic distribution was consistent with the aquatic lifestyle interpretation. If a creature lived on the coast, maybe it swam out to sea like a prehistoric seal, only crawling out to the beaches to rest just as it was depicted in Jurassic World Rebirth.

But the Spinosaurus found by Sereno and his colleagues lived in a completely different neighborhood. The fossils were discovered in the central Sahara of Niger, in what was a terrestrial area called Jenguebi. “When you want to find something really, truly new, you have to go where few have been or maybe nobody has been,” Sereno says. “In the case of Jenguebi, I don’t think it’s seen a paleontologist before.” His team managed to find the site, led by local Tuareg guides after driving for over a day and half through the desert. “We had a team of nearly 100, including paleontologists, filmmakers, guides, and 64 armed guards. You feel like you’re in an Indiana Jones movie,” Sereno recalls. But the effort paid off.

Back in the Cenomanian stage of the Late Cretaceous, the Jenguebi was an inland basin laced with rivers—a riparian habitat situated between 500 and 1,000 kilometers away from the nearest marine shoreline. In these riverbank sediments, Sereno and his team unearthed multiple specimens of the new Spinosaurus species they called S. mirabilis. The skeletons were buried right alongside massive, long-necked dinosaurs, including various species of titanosaurian and rebbachisaurid sauropods. To Sereno, the proximity of these bones left no doubt that the animals they belonged to lived and died together in the same inland freshwater environment. And this inland existence drives a pretty big nail in the coffin of the aquatic diver idea.

Prehistoric heron

The researchers point out that all large-bodied secondarily aquatic tetrapods like whales, mosasaurs, or plesiosaurs, are marine. Finding a giant Spinosaurus thriving in an inland river system strongly supports the idea that it was a semiaquatic, shoreline ambush predator that would wade into shallow waters like a giant crane or heron. But there were other hints that the Spinosaurus was not a diver.

“When you calculate this animal’s lung volume and the air that was permanently in its bones, you’ll find out it was buoyant,” Sereno explains. The permanent air sacks in the bones, an anatomical feature shared by many modern birds, most likely kept the Spinosaurus afloat even when it exhaled all the air out of its lungs. “Birds that dive get rid of those air sacks—penguins got rid of them,” Sereno says. “It’s a balloon you can’t fight against.” He added that even its limbs were far too long to be effectively used as paddles.

This wading lifestyle, the team argues in the paper, was not something unique to the S. mirabilis but extended to other Spinosaurus species as well—the skeletal features of the newly discovered S. mirabilis were found fundamentally similar to its shoreline cousins like S. aegyptiacus on which the Jurassic World Rebirth vision was largely based. Sereno argues it's highly unlikely that one was a wading river monster while the other was a deep-diving pursuit predator with limited land mobility.

But there was one thing that made S. mirabilis different from S. aegyptiacus. The word “mirabilis” in the newly discovered Spinosaurus’ name translates to “astonishing” in Latin. What Sereno’s team found so astonishing was the prominent crest atop the animal’s head, one of the largest we’ve ever discovered.

The scimitar crown

Instead of the bumpy, fluted ridge seen on S. aegyptiacus, S. mirabilis sported a blade-shaped, scimitar-like bony crest that arched upward and backward from its snout, reaching an apex high over its eyes. This structure was composed of solid bone, unlike the highly porous, pneumatic casques found on some modern birds. However, the bone itself was etched with fine longitudinal striations and deep grooves, indicating that the bony core was just the foundation.

The newly discovered skull, along with a model of what its spike might have looked like on a living animal. Credit: UChicago Fossil Lab

In a living S. mirabilis, this crest would have been enveloped and substantially extended by a keratinous sheath, much like the vibrant growth developed by modern helmeted guinea fowls. If scaled up to a fully mature adult, the bony core alone would measure around 40 centimeters in length; with its keratinous sheath, it could have easily exceeded half a meter. For Sereno, the purpose of this “astonishing” scimitar crown was similar to crests worn today by cranes and herons. “It was asymmetrical. It varied between individuals. So, I think it was solely for display,” Sereno explains.

His team hypothesizes that visual signaling was the primary function of both the cranial crests and the massive trunk and tail sails that define spinosaurids. In the crowded shoreline and riverbank habitats, a towering, brightly colored crest or sail would be an excellent way to broadcast your size, maturity, and genetic fitness to rivals and potential mates without having to engage in a costly physical brawl.

Still, when it came down to it, S. mirabilis, weighing in at well over 7 tons, totally could brawl. “The Spinosaurus was enormous. I think it could have eaten anything it wanted even though its mainstay was fish,” Sereno says.

Crocodile jaw

The showpiece on its forehead aside, the S. mirabilis was a highly specialized killing machine. Its snout featured a low profile with parallel dorsal and ventral margins, terminating in a mushroom-shaped expansion at the tip. The upper and lower jaws allowed the teeth to interdigitate perfectly—there was a notable diastema, a gap in the upper row of teeth, that neatly accommodated the large teeth of the lower jaw. The S. mirabilis jaw structure appears similar to that of modern long-snouted crocodiles, optimized for snatching and snaring aquatic prey with a rapid, trap-like closure. Surprisingly, S. mirabilis showed greater spacing between the teeth in the posterior half of its snout compared to S. aegyptiacus despite being otherwise nearly identical.

Analysis of the animals' overall body proportions led Sereno and his colleagues to suspect these dinosaurs resided in the functional middle ground between semiaquatic waders like herons and aquatic divers like darters, placing them in an ecological niche entirely separate from all other predatory theropods. Based on Sereno’s paper, the evolutionary history of the spinosaurids started in the Jurassic, when their ancestors first evolved that distinctive, elongate, fish-snaring skull before splitting into two main lineages: baryonychines and spinosaurines.

Then, during the Early Cretaceous, the spinosaurines enjoyed a golden age, diversifying across the margins of the Tethys Sea, a late Paleozoic ocean situated between the continents of Gondwana and Laurasia, to become the dominant predators in their respective ecosystems. What most likely brought an end to their reign was climate change.

The end of the line

The final chapter in the Spinosaurus history played out just before the Late Cretaceous, as the Atlantic Ocean was opening up. This is when spinosaurines, limited geographically to what today is Northern Africa and South America, pushed their biological limits, attaining their maximum body sizes as highly specialized shallow-water ambush hunters. This specialization, though, probably led to their extinction.

Around 95 million years ago, at the end of the Cenomanian stage, the world started to shift. An abrupt rise in global sea levels driven by climate changes drowned the low-lying continental basins and created the Trans-Saharan seaway. The complex, shallow river systems and coastal swamps that supported giant wading spinosaurines vanished beneath the waves. “We don’t see spinosaurid fossil records beyond this period,” Sereno explains. The spinosaurid lineage, unable to dive and adapt to more aquatic lifestyles, was brought to an end.

But we still don’t know much about its beginning. “This is going to be the subject of our next paper—where did the Spinosaurus come from?” Sereno says.

Sereno’s paper on the S. mirabilis is published in Science: https://doi.org/10.1126/science.adx5486

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M5 Pro and M5 Max are surprisingly big departures from older Apple Silicon

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As part of today's MacBook Pro update, Apple has also unveiled the M5 Pro and M5 Max, the newest members of the M5 chip family.

Normally, the Pro and Max chips take the same basic building blocks from the basic chip and just scale them up—more CPU cores, more GPU cores, and more memory bandwidth. But the M5 chips are a surprisingly large departure from past generations, both in terms of the CPU architectures they use and in how they're packaged together.

We won't know the impact these changes have had on performance until we have hardware in hand to test, but here are all the technical details we've been able to glean about the new updates and how the M5 chip family stacks up against the past few generations of Apple Silicon chips.

New Fusion Architecture and a third type of CPU core

Apple says that M5 Pro and M5 Max use an "all-new Fusion Architecture" that welds two silicon chiplets into a single processor. Apple has used this approach before, but historically only to combine two Max chips together into an Ultra.

Apple's approach here is different—for example, the M5 Pro is not just a pair of M5 chips welded together. Rather, Apple has one chiplet handling the CPU and most of the I/O, and a second one that's mainly for graphics, both built on the same 3nm TSMC manufacturing process.

The first silicon die is always the same, whether you get an M5 Pro or M5 Max. It includes the 18-core CPU, the 16-core Neural Engine, and controllers for the SSD, for the Thunderbolt ports, and for driving displays.

The second die is where the two chips differ; the M5 Pro gets up to 20 GPU cores, a single media encoding/decoding engine, and a memory controller with up to 307 GB/s of bandwidth. The M5 Max gets up to 40 GPU cores, a pair of media encoding/decoding engines, and a memory controller that provides up to 614 GB/s of memory bandwidth (note that everything in the GPU die seems to be doubled, implying that Apple is, in fact, sticking two M5 Pro GPUs together to make one M5 Max GPU).

Apple's spec sheets now list three distinct types of CPU cores: "super" cores, performance cores, and efficiency cores. Credit: Apple

Apple is also introducing a third distinct type of CPU core beyond the typical "performance cores" and "efficiency cores" that were included in older M-series processors.

At the top, you have "super cores," which is Apple's new M5-era branding for what it used to call "performance cores." This change is retroactive and also applies to the regular M5; Apple's spec sheet for the M5 MacBook Pro used to refer to the big cores as "performance cores" but now calls them "super cores."

At the bottom of the hierarchy, you still have "efficiency cores" that are tuned for low power usage. The M5 still uses six efficiency cores, and unlike the super cores, they haven't been rebranded since yesterday. These cores do help with multi-core performance, but they prioritize lower power usage and lower temperatures first, since they need to fit in fanless devices like the iPad Pro and MacBook Air.

And now, in the middle, we have a new type of "performance core" used exclusively in the M5 Pro and M5 Max.

These are, in fact, a new, third type of CPU core design, distinct from both the super cores and the M5's efficiency cores. They apparently use designs similar to the super cores but prioritize multi-threaded performance rather than fast single-core performance. Apple's approach with the new performance cores sounds similar to the one AMD uses in its laptop silicon: it has larger Zen 4 and Zen 5 CPU cores, optimized for peak clock speeds and higher power usage, and smaller Zen 4c and Zen 5c cores that support the same capabilities but run slower and are optimized to use less die space.

What we don't know yet is how these new chips perform relative to the previous versions. Technically, the M4 Pro and M4 Max both had more "big" cores than the M5 Pro and M5 Max do—up to 10 for the M4 Pro and up to 12 for the M4 Max. But higher single-core performance from the six "super cores" and strong multi-core performance from the 12 performance cores should mean that the M5 generation still shakes out to be faster overall.

How all the chips compare

For Mac buyers choosing between these three processors, we're updating the spec tables we've put together in the past, comparing the M5-generation chips to one another and to their counterparts in the M2, M3, and M4 generations.

Here's how all of the M5 chips stack up, including the partly disabled versions of each chip that Apple sells in lower-end MacBook Air and Pro models:

CPU S/P/E-cores GPU cores RAM options Display support (including internal) Memory bandwidth Video decode/encode engines
Apple M5 (low) 4S/6E 8 16GB Up to three 153GB/s One
Apple M5 (high) 4S/6E 10 16/24/32GB Up to three 153GB/s One
Apple M5 Pro (low) 5S/10P 16 24GB Up to four 307GB/s One
Apple M5 Pro (high) 6S/12P 20 24/48/64GB Up to four 307GB/s One
Apple M5 Max (low) 6S/12P 32 36GB Up to five 460GB/s Two
Apple M5 Max (high) 6S/12P 40 48/64/128GB Up to five 614GB/s Two

Despite all the big under-the-hood changes, the basic hierarchy here remains the same as in past generations. The Pro tier offers the biggest bump to CPU performance compared to the basic M5, along with twice as many GPU cores. The Max chip is mainly meant for those who want better graphics, 128GB of RAM, or both.

Compared to M2, M3, and M4

CPU S/P/E-cores GPU cores RAM options Display support (including internal) Memory bandwidth
Apple M5 (high) 4S/6E 8 16/24/32GB Up to three 153GB/s
Apple M4 (high) 4P/6E 10 16/24/32GB Up to three 120GB/s
Apple M3 (high) 4P/4E 10 8/16/24GB Up to two 102.4GB/s
Apple M2 (high) 4P/4E 10 8/16/24GB Up to two 102.4GB/s

Compared to past generations, the M5 looks like the basic incremental improvement that we're used to—no huge jumps in CPU or GPU core counts, relying mostly on architectural improvements and memory bandwidth increases to deliver the expected generation-over-generation speed boost. The Pro and Max chips have similar graphics core counts across generations, but there has been more variability when it comes to the CPU cores.

CPU S/P/E-cores GPU cores RAM options Display support (including internal) Memory bandwidth
Apple M5 Pro (high) 6S/12P 20 24/48/64GB Up to four 307GB/s
Apple M4 Pro (high) 10P/4E 20 24/48/64GB Up to three 273GB/s
Apple M3 Pro (high) 6P/6E 18 18/36GB Up to three 153.6GB/s
Apple M2 Pro (high) 8P/4E 19 16/32GB Up to three 204.8GB/s

The Pro chips have been sort of all over the place, and the M3 generation in particular is an outlier. When we tested it at the time, we found it to be more or less a wash compared to the M2 Pro, which was (and still is) rare for Apple Silicon generations. The M4 Pro was a better upgrade, and the M5 Pro should still feel like an improvement over the M4 Pro despite the big underlying changes.

CPU S/P/E-cores GPU cores RAM options Display support (including internal) Memory bandwidth
Apple M5 Max (high) 6S/12P 40 48/64/128GB Up to five 614GB/s
Apple M4 Max (high) 12P/4E 40 48/64/128GB Up to five 546GB/s
Apple M3 Max (high) 12P/4E 40 48/64/128GB Up to five 409.6GB/s
Apple M2 Max (high) 8P/4E 38 64/96GB Up to five 409.6GB/s

The M5 Max will be the biggest test for Apple's new performance cores. According to our testing of the M5 in the 14-inch MacBook Pro, the M5-generation super cores are about 12 to 15 percent faster than the M4 generation's performance cores. The M4 Max had up to 12 of those cores, while the M5 Max only has six. That leaves a pretty substantial gap for M5 Max's new non-super P-cores to close.

Aside from that, the biggest outstanding question is how the M5 shakeup changes Apple's approach to Ultra chips, assuming the company continues to make them (Apple has already said that not every processor generation will see an Ultra update).

The M1 Ultra, M2 Ultra, and M3 Ultra were all made by fusing two Max chips together, perfectly doubling the CPU and GPU core counts. Will an M5 Ultra still weld two M5 Max chips together using the same basic ingredients to make an even larger processor? Or will Apple create distinct CPU and GPU chiplets just for the Ultra series? All we can say for sure is that we can no longer make assumptions based on Apple's past behavior, which tends to be the most reliable predictor of its future behavior.

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Downdetector, Speedtest sold to IT service-provider Accenture in $1.2B deal

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IT consultant and services provider Accenture has agreed to buy Speedtest and Downdetector owner Ookla from Ziff Davis for $1.2 billion in cash.

Accenture plans to integrate Ookla’s data products into its own offerings that are targeted at helping communications service providers, hyperscalers, government entities, and other types of customers “optimize … mission-critical Wi-Fi and 5G networks,” Accenture’s announcement today said.

Ookla's platform also includes Ekahau, which offers tools for troubleshooting and designing wireless networks, and RootMetrics, which monitors mobile network performance.

Accenture plans to use data gathered from Ookla’s services for applications such as helping hyperscalers and cloud providers “ensure the resilience of AI infrastructure and edge datacenters, which deliver most of the inference workload,” improving fraud prevention in banks, conducting smart home analytics in utilities, and retail traffic optimization.

In a statement, Accenture chief strategy and services officer Manish Sharma said:

“Speedtest and RootMetrics define the experience; Downdetector identifies incidents faster; and Ekahau drives digital workplace transformation through superior Wi-Fi. In an era of omni-channel and agentic access, low-latency, zero-friction connectivity is a competitive necessity, and these tools give enterprises the power to build the high-performance environments they need.

Ookla says its products see a total of 250 million consumer-initiated tests per month, and it has about 430 employees. Ookla had a net income of $76.1 million and generated $230.7 million in revenue in 2025.

Ziff Davis bought Ookla in 2014 for $15 million, per a Reuters report today. The publishing company said it expects the sale to close “in the coming months.”

In a statement, Accenture CEO and chair Julie Sweet said:

By acquiring Ookla, we will help our clients across business and government scale AI safely and build the trusted data foundations they need to deliver the reliable, seamless connectivity that creates value.

Current Accenture public sector clients include the US Air Force, the US Social Security Administration, and, recently, the US Department of State.

Speedtest and Downdetector are popular tools that help people quickly test their current Internet speed and the status of online services, respectively. Downdetector is often cited by media reports discussing the availability of websites, apps, banks, and more.

Under Ziff Davis, both programs also have business-to-business (B2B) applications. Using Speedtest, for instance, Ookla gathers, aggregates, and analyzes data for “billions of mobile network samples daily, which measure radio signal levels, network coverage, and availability, and [quality of experience] metrics for a number of connected experiences, such as streaming video, video conferencing, gaming, web browsing, and CDN and cloud provider performance,” Ookla says. Currently, Speedtest B2B customers include telecommunications operators, regulatory and trade bodies, analysts, journalists, and nonprofits.

Downdetector Explorer, meanwhile, is a monitoring tool that’s supposed to help businesses detect outages. Customers include streaming services, banks, social networks, and communication service providers.

Should Accenture’s acquisition close, the IT consultant will similarly use data from Speedtest and Downdetector to inform clients, and individual users will be subject to a new privacy policy and any other changes Accenture potentially makes.

An Accenture spokesperson told Ars Technica that Accenture plans to operate the Ookla “business as it operates today.” 

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TerraPower gets OK to start construction of its first nuclear plant

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On Wednesday, the US Nuclear Regulatory Commission announced that it had issued its first construction approval in nearly a decade. The approval will allow work to begin on a site in Kemmerer, Wyoming, by a company called TerraPower. That company is most widely recognized as being financially backed by Bill Gates, but it's attempting to build a radically new reactor, one that is sodium-cooled and incorporates energy storage as part of its design.

This doesn't necessarily mean it will gain approval to operate the reactor, but it's a critical step for the company.

The TerraPower design, which it calls Natrium and has been developed jointly with GE Hitachi, has several novel features. Probably the most notable of these is the use of liquid sodium for cooling and heat transfer. This allows the primary coolant to remain liquid, avoiding any of the challenges posed by the high-pressure steam used in water-cooled reactors. But it carries the risk that sodium is highly reactive when exposed to air or water. Natrium is also a fast-neutron reactor, which could allow it to consume some isotopes that would otherwise end up as radioactive waste in more traditional reactor designs.

The reactor is also relatively small compared to most current nuclear plants (245 megawatts versus roughly one gigawatt), and incorporates energy storage. Rather than using the heat extracted by the sodium to boil water, the plant will put the heat into a salt-based storage material that can either be used to generate electricity or stored for later use. This will allow the plant to operate around renewable power, which would otherwise undercut it on price. The storage system will also allow it to temporarily output up to 500 MW of electricity.

Globally, only about 25 significant reactors have been built using sodium cooling, and most of them weren't used to generate power; the US hasn't built one since the 1960s and hasn't operated one since the 1990s. This is a radical design, and the company could still face many hurdles before getting approval to operate it.

That said, building it is a critical first step. The company chose the site in 2021 and submitted the construction application to the NRC in early 2024. That was shortly before the passage of the ADVANCE Act in June 2024, which sought to streamline the approval of nuclear projects and promote new generations of reactor designs. That may explain why the NRC completed its evaluation of TerraPower's filing nearly 10 months ahead of its initial prediction.

The Kemmerer plant is being built as a joint public-private partnership as part of the Department of Energy's Advanced Reactor Demonstration Program. Right now, the project is expected to be completed in 2030, and so will arrive far too late to help with the expected surge in datacenter demand over the next several years. As a first-of-its-kind project, it should also be expected to experience construction delays. And while the Trump administration has been enthusiastic about simplifying the approval process for operating reactors, a 2030 timeline may delay the Kemmerer plant's approval well into the next administration.

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BLM Announces Plan to Fell Oregon's Last Great Forests

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There’s a kind of forest in western Oregon that you feel before you understand. The canopy closes overhead and the light changes. The air goes cool and wet and still. Old-growth douglas fir and western red cedar rise two hundred feet, draped in moss so thick the trunks disappear beneath it. The forest floor is fern and lichen and fallen giants slowly becoming soil. You can stand in these places and feel, viscerally, that you’re inside something alive. Something that was functioning long before anyone thought to measure it and will outlast whatever we decide to do with it.

If we let it.

On February 19th, the BLM published a Notice of Intent to gut the management plans governing nearly 2.5 million acres of these forests across 18 counties. The proposal seeks to eliminate old-growth and wildlife protections to facilitate what the agency calls “maximum” logging capacity. The stated goal is to accelerate timber harvest to approximately one billion board feet per year. That’s four times current levels. It would match the peak production of the 1960s, before the Endangered Species Act existed, before anyone with authority cared whether a spotted owl or a salmon run survived the next decade.

The existing management plans were finalized in 2016. They took four years to develop. They balanced timber production with habitat protection, water quality, recreation, and the survival of species that federal law requires us to protect.

The administration wants to tear them up. And they’ve given you 30 days to say something about it.

There will be no public meetings.

The agency charged with managing one in every ten acres of land in the United States wants to fundamentally reshape how some of the most ecologically significant forests in the world are managed. And they don’t intend to look a single person in the eye while they do it.

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These are some of the last remaining low-elevation old-growth forests in Oregon. They store more carbon per acre than any terrestrial ecosystem on the planet. They filter drinking water for downstream communities. They hold soil on steep slopes above salmon streams that are already in crisis. They’re home to the northern spotted owl, the marbled murrelet, coho salmon, steelhead, and hundreds of species that evolved over millennia in conditions you can’t replicate by planting seedlings in rows.

The places directly threatened by this proposal have names. The Valley of the Giants. The Sandy River corridor. The North Fork Clackamas. Mary’s Peak. Crabtree Valley. Alsea Falls. The Upper Molalla River. These aren’t abstractions on a planning map. They’re places people hike, fish, paddle, and come back to year after year. They’re places that remind us we belong to something older than ourselves, that we’re capable, as a country, of deciding some things are worth more standing than cut down.

Now the Trump Administration wants to open them all up for destruction.

We’ve been watching this assemble itself for months. An oil billionaire running the Interior Department who calls extractive industries his “customer.” A BLM nominee who’s publicly denounced Theodore Roosevelt for protecting land. A timber executive running the Forest Service. A corporate concessionaire tapped to lead the National Park Service. Every agency handed to someone whose career was built on opposing that agency’s mission.

You don’t install that lineup for reform. You install it for liquidation.

And this Notice of Intent is yet another one the invoices.

If you’re not familiar with the O&C lands, here’s the short version. In the early 1900s, the federal government granted millions of acres in western Oregon to the Oregon and California Railroad to encourage settlement. The railroad violated the terms of its grants by hoarding rather than selling the land. Congress revoked the grants in 1916, and in 1937 passed the O&C Act, which placed roughly 2.5 million acres of these revested lands under the Department of the Interior.

The O&C Act directed the BLM to manage these lands for sustained-yield timber production. Timber receipts were shared with the 18 counties where the lands are located, and for decades that money funded schools, roads, law enforcement, and basic services. Through the 1960s and 70s, annual harvests routinely exceeded one billion board feet. The peak came in 1964 at approximately 1.6 billion board feet. It was an era of aggressive, industrial-scale logging with virtually no environmental guardrails.

Then the science caught up. The northern spotted owl was listed as threatened in 1990. The marbled murrelet followed in 1992. The Northwest Forest Plan arrived in 1994. Harvests plummeted from over 700 million board feet in 1990 to under 100 million by 1994. County timber receipts collapsed from $109 million in 1989 to $21 million by 1995. Communities that had built their entire economies around timber were devastated.

That pain was real and shouldn’t be dismissed. Congress responded with safety net payments and the Secure Rural Schools Act, which peaked at $116 million in 2006 before declining steadily. Recent payments have hovered around $25-30 million. The 2016 Resource Management Plans attempted to strike a balance, allocating about 20 percent of O&C forestland for sustained-yield harvest while maintaining habitat protections for listed species. Last year, O&C lands produced about 267 million board feet and generated $66 million in timber receipts.

The timber industry and the Association of O&C Counties argue this isn’t nearly enough. They say the BLM is only harvesting a fraction of annual growth and violating the O&C Act’s sustained-yield mandate. They argue the forests are overstocked, fire-prone, and that increased logging would reduce wildfire risk while reviving county budgets and creating thousands of jobs.

That argument deserves a serious response. And here it is.

The BLM’s own prior analyses have acknowledged that industrial clearcutting and plantation management increase fire risk. Conservation groups have been pointing this out for years. A forest scientist at Oregon State University called the plan insanity, noting that these are the most effective carbon-storing forests in the world, as long as they remain intact.

Wildfire management has been used as a trojan horse by this administration and its allies in congress. It’s well known that industrial clearcutting followed by dense plantation replanting creates exactly the kind of fuel-loaded, fire-prone landscape the agency claims to be worried about. The BLM knows this. They’ve said as much in their own documents.

The proposal also calls for shrinking streamside logging buffers to as little as 25 feet. That’s not a typo. Twenty-five feet. For context, the science on protecting endangered fish like coho salmon and steelhead has consistently shown that buffers of that size are nowhere close to adequate for maintaining water temperature, preventing sediment runoff, and preserving the habitat these species need to survive.

And there’s the legal track record. Courts have repeatedly sided with conservation groups in recent years, finding that even under the significantly weakened 2016 plans, the BLM regularly violated its own rules and bedrock environmental laws to push through commercial logging projects. In one case, the agency was accused by its own former employees of fabricating analysis to justify more aggressive cuts.

That’s the agency asking for more authority. That’s the agency saying trust us with fewer guardrails.

The language tells you everything about intent. The BLM frames the entire revision as a return to the O&C Act of 1937, treating reduced harvest levels over the past three decades as a policy failure rather than the result of science, litigation, and the plain reality that you can’t clearcut old-growth habitat and expect threatened species to survive. Two Trump executive orders we wrote about on expanding timber production are cited as justification.

The stated purpose is to seek “sustained yield of timber harvest that aligns with the historically higher levels of production.”

Historically higher levels. That’s bureaucratic language for a simple ambition – go back to a time when none of these protections existed, when the only metric that mattered was volume.

The notice identifies only two alternatives: do nothing, or manage for “maximum productive capacity.” That’s the range. The full spectrum of options being considered runs from the status quo to full industrial logging. There’s no middle ground alternative. No alternative that updates the science while modestly increasing harvest. The BLM has told you where it wants to end up.

The interdisciplinary team listed in the notice is also revealing. Forest management, fuels, GIS, fisheries, and wildlife. No recreation specialist. No hydrologist. No climate scientist. For a plan governing 2.5 million acres that directly impacts drinking water, salmon habitat, carbon storage, and outdoor recreation, that’s a pretty conspicuous set of omissions.

The scoping comment period closes March 23, 2026. This is your window. Scoping comments shape the alternatives the BLM is required to analyze in its Environmental Impact Statement. If enough people demand that the agency consider alternatives that balance timber production with conservation, habitat protection, clean water, recreation, and climate, they’ll have a much harder time pretending those concerns don’t exist when this ends up in court. And it will end up in court.

Submit a comment. You can do it right now:

  • Online: ePlanning project page — click “Participate Now”

  • Email: <a href="mailto:BLM_OR_Revision_Scoping@blm.gov">BLM_OR_Revision_Scoping@blm.gov</a>

  • Mail: Bureau of Land Management Oregon/Washington State Office, 1220 SW 3rd Avenue, Portland, OR 97204, Attn: Elizabeth Burghard, RMP Revision

What to say. You don’t need to be an expert. You don’t need to write a legal brief. A few sentences in your own words carry weight. But if you want to make your comment as effective as possible, here are the points that matter most:

  • Demand additional alternatives. The BLM has only proposed two: do nothing or maximize logging. Insist they analyze alternatives that increase harvest modestly while maintaining meaningful protections for old-growth, listed species, water quality, and recreation.

  • Challenge the fire argument. The BLM claims increased logging will reduce wildfire risk. The science says the opposite for industrial clearcutting and plantation management. Say so.

  • Raise the streamside buffers. Twenty-five-foot buffers are a joke for protecting endangered salmon and steelhead. The agency knows this. Call it out.

  • Defend the ACECs. The BLM is required to reevaluate all existing Areas of Critical Environmental Concern in the planning area. That’s over 100 designated areas. If you’ve visited any of them, say so. If they matter to you, say so.

  • Name the places you care about. Valley of the Giants. Mary’s Peak. Alsea Falls. The Sandy River. The North Fork Clackamas. The Upper Molalla. Personal connections to specific places carry real weight in NEPA proceedings.

  • Demand public meetings. The BLM has said it doesn’t intend to hold any. That’s unacceptable for a decision of this magnitude. Tell them.

Share this piece. The comment period is 30 days. Most people have no idea this is happening. The more people who know, the harder it is to push through quietly.

Get out there and raise hell.
Until next time,
Will

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kyleniemeyer
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These spaces are truly magical, on top of serving important ecosystem & climate roles.
Corvallis, OR
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